MASSACHUSETTS GIRLS

A joke from my friend Laurie...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from
Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do
all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes and; the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Massachusetts girl. He boasted that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for
every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough
to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a
landscaper.
- posted by Taunia @ 2:01 PM