OLD BACKSTAGE
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
A STARTLING DISCOVERY
For a few days now, I've had a nagging feeling that my puppy Julip strongly resembles someone or something. I've watched her closely waiting for any indication, any trace of this face lodged in my subconscious. I had almost given up until this morning, when it suddenly dawned on me:
Yes, my friends...Julip's double, her twin, quite likely separated at birth, is none other than that carnivorous thief, The Hamburglar.
Obviously, this is quite a shocking discovery. But as I dug deeper, I realized that Julip may not have a twin at all:
I'm housing a known fugitive. The only good thing is that I'll be well fed.
So just remember: if you're at a BBQ at my house this summer, protect your burgers. She can't control herself. Besides, she's on the McDonald's payroll and a pup's got to scratch out a dollar and keep up her rep, yo.
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