THE OBLIGATORY "I HATE VALENTINE'S DAY" POST!

It's 12:45am on 2/14/05, and I decided to write my anti-Valentine's Day post now since I'll spend most of the day sulking around tomorrow.

Like a slightly-pathetic fool, I always hope that someone will love me on Valentine's Day and send me a dozen roses and some low-point chocolates so I can feel part of this dreadful day. Ben calls it "SAD": Singles Awareness Day.

But hey, if any of you kids out there are in love, God bless ya. Whoop it up and make some sweet, sweet love. Honest, I'm happy for anyone who's got that in their life. As a matter of fact, Valentine's Day is my parents anniversary. This year is their 35th!! Holy crap. But remember the part where I said make some sweet, sweet love? That does not apply for Chet & Cheryl. They stopped that nonsense 26 yrs ago after Megan, and you cannot convince me otherwise.


In the spirit of love and everyone-gettin-it-on-but-my-parents (and of course, me), I'll recommend something that is sure to set it off during your Valentine's Day:



Chet Baker. He was such a pretty man. Played like he sang and sang like he played - clean, smooth tone, just gorgeous. I promise you that this is one Chet Baker album you want for your collection - all the tracks are great, it's really wonderful. Plus, it will get you laid. I'm pretty sure it says that in liner notes.

So, y'all have a good day whether you're with someone or a lonely bitch like me. Feel the love!


- posted by Taunia @ 12:45 AM